Let’s face it: Everyone hates the slumlord…but they want his lease.
Ever noticed who always gets paid and never seems to lose in court? Me. The lease is the biggest bullet a landlord has. The only shield against the barrage of crap society throws at you. Be done. Take back control.
Tested
Owning and managing over 800 low income rentals will teach you a thing or 3.
Maximum Protection
31 pages of legal napalm designed to protect you and your property from tenants, lawyers, courts, the city, etc..
Lawyer Approved
This lease has been through the courts, insurances companies, lawsuits, evictions, health inspectors, etc. We win when other landlords go broke.
About Us
I’ve been called every name in the book….but I get paid…with almost zero headache.
Want a friend? Buy a puppy. I’ve spent years and thousands of dollars on lawyers on this lease. I’ll sell it to you.
31 Pages…& Copyrighted
You read that right. 31 pages. Fully editable so you can add or change whatever you like or need based on your situation and locale.
About Me
We own and manage approx 800 class C units in the Northeast. We also own the REIA in our State. We’ve written 4 books on Landlording and real estate investing. This lease is also the product of numerous other landlords (and eviction attorneys) with THOUSANDS of rental units.
What’s in this thing?
Some Sample Clauses
I’m not gonna show you the lease until you buy it. I may be scummy, but people who steal crap online are even scummier.
Holdover Fee
Tenants won’t screw around on move out. I make late move outs HURT. Tenancy ends at Noon at the last day and there is a charge for lateness. Tick tock..
Cleaning Addendum
Tired of being a maid? I bet. This 2 page cleaning addendum spells out exactly what they will pay for everything…and it’s expensive.
Credit Addendum
Don’y pay and we’ll make it hurt….and they give us permission to do it.
RULES
Yeah, we spell out all the rules to follow…or else
Financial Penalties
We put TEETH behind the signature
Full Contact Info
We make sure you get their contact info such as D.OB. and SS #…among others
FAQ
Whats a REIA?
A 20 year old organization that is one of America’s largest Real Estate Investors Associations. This lease is the product of dozens of large landlords (representing THOUSANDS of rentals)…and eviction lawyers.
Is it made for my State?
Almost the entire lease will be applicable to every State. Laws, traditions, etc vary by locale. It’s fully editable for you, your property and your situation. Have your lawyer go over it in detail. Betcha he’ll start using it…
Why So Expensive?
Go to the other sites if you want a crap lease. You spent hundreds of thousands on your investment but are balking at the price? Maybe this isn’t for you….
Tired of being a punching bag?
It ain’t about revenge- It’s about income maximization and protection. I offer it- you need it. If you have maximum protection and always get paid with almost zero headache then you don’t need this 31 page lease from hell. Wanna friend? Buy a puppy. Want maximum protection? Buy this lease. Or don’t.