Everyone hates the Slumlord, but they WANT his lease.
Ever notice who gets paid and walks out of court on top? The one with a bulletproof lease.
The BulletProof Lease gives landlords a bulletproof lease built for real situations.
The lease is the landlord’s only bullet. The only shield against the endless tricks society throws at you. This lease helps protect your rights as a landlord and keeps tenants accountable.
Protect your rental income. Keep control. Stay in compliance.
Property Investment Tools
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What Makes the Bulletproof Lease Different
Tested
After almost 800 low-income rentals, I learned practical ways to keep rent paid while others collapse. This lease exists because real-world experience wins, not theory.
Maximum Protection
31 pages of enforcement language. Built to protect your income and your property from tenants, lawyers, courts, and compliance traps.
Lawyer Approved
This lease has survived courts, lawsuits, evictions, insurance investigations, and housing compliance reviews. It holds when others fail.
Why Buy The Lease?
I’ve been called every name in the book…but I get paid…with almost zero headache.
Want a friend? Buy a puppy. I’ve spent years and thousands of dollars on lawyers to produce this lease. I’ll sell it to you.
31 Pages & Copyrighted
You read that right. 31 pages. Fully editable so you can add or change whatever you like or need based on your situation and locale.This bulletproof lease for landlords includes proven terms and clear enforcement language.
About Me
We owned -and managed- approx 800 class C units in the Northeast. We also owned the REIA in our State. We’ve written 2 books on Landlording and real estate investing. This lease is also the product of numerous other landlords (and eviction attorneys) with THOUSANDS of rental units.
Some Sample Clauses
What's in the Thing?
I’m not gonna show you the lease until you buy it. I may be scummy, but people who steal crap online are even scummier.
Holdover Fee
Tenants won’t screw around on move out. I make late move outs HURT. Tenancy ends at Noon at the last day and there is a charge for lateness. Tick tock..
Cleaning Addendum
Tired of being a maid? I bet. This 2 page cleaning addendum spells out exactly what they will pay for everything…and it’s expensive.
Credit Addendum
Don’y pay and we’ll make it hurt….and they give us permission to do it.
RULES
Yeah, we spell out all the rules to follow…or else
Financial Penalties
We put TEETH behind the signature
Full Contact Info
We make sure you get their contact info such as D.OB. and SS #…among others
Tired of being a punching bag?
Landlords choose this bulletproof lease for real protection and control.
It ain’t about revenge- It’s about income maximization and protection. I offer it- you need it. If you have maximum protection and always get paid with almost zero headache then you don’t need this 31 page lease from hell. Wanna friend? Buy a puppy. Want maximum protection? Buy this lease. Or don’t.
